Plus, if you’re the really sensitive kind and your life’s gone to shit, you’re probably no stranger to late-night faps during which you cry your eyes out. Maybe her eyes are watering up because of the cum that went into them. Don’t judge me, it’s a genre of porn, and it works.

I mean, I can jack off to videos of chicks crying as long as they’re also getting it on. You can cram virtually any emotion into a fap, it just works. I’ve also seen a lot of unusual porn games. Right off the bat with the reviews, we’ve got overwhelmingly positive responses from the general public, but they all have a very similar and unexpected vibe. And suffice it to say, this game was not made for jacking off. I only really care about how far into a game I can jack off before going limp or calling it a day. Personally, I just check out the tits and asses and call it a day, at least, for my own personal review.

I mean, it’s one thing how I see a game, it’s another how you might interpret it. I’ve always found them to be a great way to dive right into a new title, to figure out how the public might view it. The first thing I had to do for this game was check out the Steam reviews. Oh, and did I mention it’s a dating game? This is an honest to god Russian video game with strong Soviet undertones, mixed with a hentai style. That’s why I was very pleasantly surprised by Everlasting Summer. Plus, there’s no real culture overlap there either. Hentai babes could not be further removed from the hot blondes you normally see come out of Russia.

There is no common thread there, and you know it. You could make some dog-shit argument that the eastern tip of Russia reaches all the way to Japan, but please don’t. Namely, Soviet Russia and Japanese schoolgirls. Today we’re going to talk about two things that make absolutely no sense when strung together in a single sentence.

Everlasting summer steam